It's time to appease the FSM.
It is obvious we have angered the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Hurricanes, wildfires, earthquakes are all part of his wrath for our sins and our porr judgment in election Presidents. We need to get back into his good graces so here's what I propose -
We make Friday - "Go to work or school dressed as a Pirate" day.
Maybe then we can induce the FSM to again embrace us in his great, noodly appendage.
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